10. Waste of money
9. Confuses explosions for plot
8. I forgot what 8 was for
7. Rampant product placement
6. Loves one dimensional characters
5. Denies the Holocaust happened
4. Makes Brett Ratner seem like a good guy
3. He's Producing a remake of "The Birds"--I'm sure you'll top it, Michael.
2. "Armageddon" is on Criterion
1. Likes the taste of Bruckheimer's semen
Got a Better reason? Let's discuss folks
9. Confuses explosions for plot
8. I forgot what 8 was for
7. Rampant product placement
6. Loves one dimensional characters
5. Denies the Holocaust happened
4. Makes Brett Ratner seem like a good guy
3. He's Producing a remake of "The Birds"--I'm sure you'll top it, Michael.
2. "Armageddon" is on Criterion
1. Likes the taste of Bruckheimer's semen
Got a Better reason? Let's discuss folks
2 comments:
ha, nice Brian. Especially the (what seems to be) Violent Femmes reference in 8.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gproa6vzgws
11. Transformers was not a shot-for-shot remake of the animated movie.
Also, not only is Armageddon on Criterion (their biggest mistake), but it has forty extra minutes of god knows what.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cgi_team_creates_realistic_oscar
and...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37499
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