(March 12, 2008, NEW YORK) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned today after paying a prostitute for sex. "I am deeply sorry" the Governor said, "I will try once again outside of politics to serve the common good."
When asked by Jim Hudson, ABC News, on what exactly the governor would do to pursue the common good Spitzer had this to said, "I will spend more time on the Internet, rather than directly cheating on my wife. I'll start checking out videos of girls on YouTube shaking their booty. I like a little junk in the trunk." Hudson replied, "That's not exactly an admirable way of dealing with the issue."
Spitzer cleared his throat, "Sometimes you got to Superman that ho'."
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