(March 12, 2008, ATL, GEORGIA) American Hip-Hop icon Dwayne Michael Carter, AKA Lil' Wayne, AKA Lil' Weezy, has annouced that he will be running for President of the United States. In a landmark press conference in Atlanta hosted by MTV Networks, Lil' Weezy confirmed he will be representing the newly established Cash Money People's Republic Party. Michelle Darabont, Newsweek, spearheaded the conference with several key issues.
ECONOMY:
LW: I'll make it rain. I gets paid, you gets paid. Ya' kna' wha' i'm sayin'?
THE WAR ON TERROR:
LW: I'll kill all dem mothafuckaz ova' dare in Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and all dem niggaz up on the east side of Halifax between Gregson and Crenshaw.
EDUCATION:
LW: Fuck it.
THE WAR ON DRUGS:
LW: I use drugs. I ain' gon' lie. I think everybody should use drugs. In fact, all drugs will be legal when i'm prez.
EXPERIENCE:
LW: I'm very experiencial. I started in tha' rap game when i was 13...and i fuck mad bitches all day.
FOREIGN POLICY AND DIPLOMACY:
LW: Foreign policy? (thinks) I don't want to give away too much, but I can say DMX will be very much involved. As for diplomacy, I'm very good friends wit Dipset. Cam'ron and I smoke once a week. Get crunked, naw wah i'm sayn'?
THE BUSH LEGACY:
LW: Would I impeach him? Hell yeah. Although, as far I know Bush is from Texas, and they don't have peaches in Texas. We'd have to do two things. Either deport him to Georgia or Import more peaches to Texas.
2 comments:
as long as DMX is involved in foreign policy i say it's win win...birdman for vp?
he would have my vote if it werent for this website: www.anationforchange.com
-stills
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